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fandoms-saved-me:

the-angel-of-mischief:

jo—harvelle:

so i was sitting in a room in the hospital, waiting for the doctor to see me, and all of a sudden “Heat of the Moment” started playing and then i realized, it’s Tuesday. so i yelled DEAN! really loud and all of a sudden from the next room, i hear “SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!”

did you two meet and fall in love? you guys better have met and fallen in love.

I ship it.

(Source: damnthosewinchesterboys)

alittlefellowinawideworld:

awomanontheverge:

life-is-fiction:

theinternetghostshavetakenover:

golgothasghirahim:

basstrip:

whoa

what omg

the english language, everyone

This hit me like a brick

And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.

And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently. 

Do you know what is also a good example sentence for this?

“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME INTO THE GOBLET OF FIRE?”

You say it 10 times to stress all of the words and then you say it once more to stress the eyebrows. 

(Source: mostlikelyloveyou)

They always show the guys shouting “Death to America!!” Just once I wish the media would show us, I don’t know, baking a cookie. I’ve been to Iran, we have cookies, I swear. Just once, I want the media to be like, “Okay, we’re going to go to Mohammed in Iran” and then a guy would appear like “Hello, I’m Mohammed… and I’m just baking a cookie.
Maz Jobrani, an Iranian-American, on the way Middle Easterners are depicted in mainstream media. (via yoko-ono-made-me-deaf)

(Source: yourfriendlycomrade)

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

fandomarmite:

gimblewabe:

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life

the fandom life grabbed my hand and whispered, “Run.”

I didn’t choose the fandom life

The fandom life borrowed my phone and asked me “afghanistan or iraq?”

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life put a mark on my door, ate all my food and took me off on an adventure.

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